How to Shower When You Have Small Children

  1. Hide your kids’ favorite toys.

  2. Wait until you can no longer put up with your own smell. This should be at least 4 days.

  3. Let the kids “accidentally” find the toys.

  4. They will go nuts playing with them.

  5. Lock yourself in the bathroom while they’re distracted and enjoy a glorious 4 minutes of freedom.

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