Have you ever noticed that when smoke detectors start beeping they get harder to remove from the ceiling? I believe this is so you don’t remove them in the middle of a fire. “Oh wow it sure is hot and this smoke is literally killing me but that beeping is so annoying I think I’ll stop it. Honey, can you grab the ladder? Honey??”

Whenever a smoke detector goes off in my house I immediately move out.

I’ve moved 11 times in the past 10 years.