Rejected Medical Definitions

blister | ˈblistər |
noun

  1. painful bubble
  2. ouchy

zit | zit |
noun informal

  1. embarassing bubble
  2. mount faceuvius

canker | ˈkaNGkər |
noun

  1. a rift in time and space

ingrown toenail | ˈinɡrōn ˈtōˌnāl |
noun

  1. satan’s revenge

hemorrhoid | ˈhem(ə)ˌroid | (British haemorrhoid)
noun

  1. the Spanish word for “gross”

diarrhea | ˌdīəˈrēə | (British diarrhoea)
noun

  1. a real bummer
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