blister | ˈblistər |
noun

1. painful bubble
2. ouchy

zit | zit |
noun informal

1. embarassing bubble
2. mount faceuvius

canker | ˈkaNGkər |
noun

1. a rift in time and space

ingrown toenail | ˈinɡrōn ˈtōˌnāl |
noun

1. satan’s revenge

hemorrhoid | ˈhem(ə)ˌroid | (British haemorrhoid)
noun

1. the Spanish word for “gross”

diarrhea | ˌdīəˈrēə | (British diarrhoea)
noun

1. a real bummer