Someone found my website today searching for “fusion yogurt products” with MSN Search.

Let me delve a little more into this facinating topic.

From Dictionary.com: Fusion: Music that blends jazz elements and the heavy repetitive rhythms of rock. Also called jazz-fusion, jazz-rock.

Yogurt: A custardlike food with a tart flavor, prepared from milk curdled by bacteria, especially Lactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus, and often sweetened or flavored with fruit.

Allow me to state that I am utterly confused. Why on earth someone would be searching for yogurt products that contain heavy repetitive rhythms of rock fermented with something called bulgaricus is beyond my level of comprehension.

Perhaps it has something to do with the way those heavy jazz-rock rhythms mix the yogurt up? I like yogurt a lot. I like Jazz music a lot too, and apparently some yogurt products have something to do with Jazz music. No wonder I like yogurt. No more Lactobacillus bulgaricus for me! It’s all about jazz elements of heavy repetitive rhythms of rock and cows milk.

I need some yogurt.