The Return of the Plague
Posted by Ryan
August 7, 2008
The problem with an epidemic is that just because it’s gone doesn’t mean it will stay gone forever. Unless you developed an immunity in the first pass, you’ll probably die the second time. When it comes to epidemics, the glass isn’t half empty: it’s broken. Unless, of course, you use a glass that isn’t made of glass. I recommend plastic.
What would be better than a plastic drinking cup, though, is some sort of shield to go on my head that keeps certain things out, and alters my brainwaves, making it impossible to think specific things or sing certain songs.
The first thing I would filter out of my brain is a certain song that has long haunted not only my dreams, but every waking hour as well.
Yes, it’s true. It’s back. With vengeance. My permanent head song.
