Some selections from surveys

A few random questions from surveys I've filled out over the years.

20. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: no, I firmly believe it's a book holding all the secrets to the female mind... which is why no one will ever find the end of rainbow..... no one knows all those secrets so they could have never been written down.... so the end of rainbow doesn't exactly exist because the book doesn't so if there is no end to the rainbow then it either has to be a circle or it doesn't exist.... and we all know they exist.... or do we? I need to go to bed. (What's funny is that I still need to go to bed)

35. Do you feel understood most of the time: most of the time is a lot of the time, thus requiring me to say somewhat understandable sentences.... which I'm not sure possible if that is. speak like Yoda I try! (in other words, not often)

12. What store would you never be caught dead in: Victoria Secret (so far haven't been caught) (I might mention I've never even been in one. Well, maybe the one in downtown SLC. It's... or at least used to be split into two sections. one for lotion and stuff and the other for kumquats.)

39. Could you be a vegetarian: Sure I could, however... I could also be a woman..... both would be about as fun... *barfs everywhere* (please note that these are my personal opinions)

42. What are you worried about right now: several things.... like, for example.... what on earth am I doing up at 3:40 AM when I'm going water skiing in the morning? Which shoes will look best with my outfit? I just can't decide... maybe I should repaint my nails to match too!? Emma or Sense and Sensibility? Vegetarian or becoming a woman? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... (Well it's only 2:20 AM now, almost 5 years later, and those are still rather perplexing subjects ;))

11) Fav. radio station: 127.0.0.1 if you can figure that out you know too much already, go home (haha!). (remember, all you computer savvy people out there that this was a survey sent to those less savvy. It's unfortunate most people probably just thought "oh star 102.7 FM", a local station here. If they only knew.)

22) Brandy or Monica?: Who?

(Note: I'm including the following for the pure enjoyment of confusing the heck out of everyone, including myself.) When eating frozen yogurt (hearafter known as PRODUCT) with a spoon (hereafter known only as SPOON) should one (END-USER) scoop the PRODUCT with the SPOON and then put the SPOON into the END-USER's mouth (POINT OF NO RETURN) right side up or upside down: I've often been known to believe that any END-USER eating PRODUCT with a SPOON should insert the PRODUCT on the SPOON into the POINT OF NO RETURN with the SPOON and PRODUCT both in a to the side rotation of 180 degrees Fahrenheit, I think. The Fahrenheit part may be wrong. It must be Celsius. (upside down) Yeah, so anyway. By doing this the POINT OF NO RETURN belonging to the END-USER recieves the PRODUCT onto it's taste receptors as quickly as possible. Studies by lots of professionals with titles such as "Really Smart", "Employee", and "Computer Geek" (sometimes all three) have shown that the POINT OF NO RETURN is often displeased or even angry at the taste of a metal or plastic SPOON as the case may or may not be. The POINT OF NO RETURN expects food or a product that is digestible, not a SPOON. You'd think the POINT OF NO RETURN would have picked up on it by now. The SPOON delivers the PRODUCT and should not be displeased if it gets a SPOON before PRODUCT. So until the POINT OF NO RETURN learns better I would say that the SPOON with the PRODUCT should be upside down upon entering that realm of darkness and destruction (hey, it sounds scary, but is necessary for the digestion of most products) so that the END-USER can enjoy the PRODUCT as much as possible. DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibilty for anything caused directly or indirectly. Err... what I mean is... the above line "any END-USER eating PRODUCT with a SPOON should" sounds like it may or may not be referring to a product that eats end-users with a spoon. That is NOT what I meant to imply and I hereby claim with this disclaimer that disclaims any claims you may have against my claim that I will take no responsibility for any confusion, cold fusion, or just plain fusion caused by my directly typing an indirect insult upon any end-user eating product (an end-user that is eating a product). I think. (the "point of no return" in this is in no way related to the point of no return referred to in the Phantom of the Opera)

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? my pillow is an animal! rrrroowwwllll!!! (note: i am not kidding! doh! i mean I AM kidding) (no comment)

20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? ... am i supposed to finish the question or something? It's incomplete. Flawed. If i could meet one person dead or alive... what? who would it be? what would I do? would I eat a banana infront of them? what? I would want to meet the person who wrote this dumb thing and say what i said in the previous question... or maybe just ask them if they want a banana or a kumquat, but not both because that would be spoiling them and would leave me without a kumquat (because who in their right mind would choose the kumquat?). (In the actual survey I pulled this from the answer to the previous question was not "rrrroowwwllll!!!". Also, I guess my obsession with kumquats is not a new thing. Looks like I've had it for at least 4 years. I really should go buy one. Or two.)

Well that was fun. Maybe I'll do it again sometime. I've filled out a lot of surveys over the years (heck, send me another and I'll post my answers on here!) The bulk of the old surveys are rather stupid, so I'll just post the most interesting bits. If you don't think these bits were very interesting or funny, well... uh, <insert witty comment>.